Romney Wins Nevada: What's Next?

Discussion in 'The Political/Current Events Coffee House' started by LeonTrotsky, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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  2. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Okay that is fine. I agree. He, Romney and Gingrich just don't understand what the average American goes through. They seem very out of touch.
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    Santorum doesn't seem to get that the average American does not and should not wear sweater vests.
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    His sweater vests are weird. I don't know how he got the idea that a sweater vest connected with people. I might like one of his campaign logo vests as a 2012 novelty piece, but I sure wouldn't buy it from his campaign store. He is just so quirky. The worst part is I used to wear sweater vests occasionally until he started. Guess its back to Denim button up shirts and Rough Tan Jackets haha, just kidding. Santorum is just insufferable thought, and I would never joke about that.
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    Was he a nerd in high school because that would explain it.
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    So if he was nerd in high school, that means he got beat up most likely it also means.....he is a closet homosexual.
  7. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    lol He probably was! They should make satires about the GOP candidates going to high school. Romney would be the student body president, Bachmann can be the popular girl, Perry is the jock football player, Gingrich might be the lovable fat guy who always tells jokes, Santorum is the nerdy kid, Huntsman is like the cool smart kid who wins science fairs and history contests, Cain would be the high school drop out, and finally Ron Paul would be the principle.
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    Yep. Sounds about right.
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    Few things I would change. Bachmann would be the nice looking and smart girl who didn't take shit but when you got to know her she revealed herself as a bat shit crazy christian fundamentalist. Santorum would be the awkward nerd who gets bossed around by the teachers and cool kids. Gingrich would be popular and funny on the outside, but also the sly, dishonest fat kid who steals your food. Romney would be the guy who came second in the student body election, and lends people money but charges 90% interest per week. Herman Cain would eventually drop out, but before that he got suspended for looking up the teacher's skirt and randomly feeling up all the girls. Perry would be the uneducated, simpleton jock who couldn't count to three but likes fights. Huntsman was the smart kid with the rich dad who said he was a Mormon even though he doesn't believe in it to make sure he got his daddy's inheritance. Ron Paul is the old professor who you always thought was a little weird and dropped hints every now and then but you were never sure.
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    Wow, someone should really do this. So many possibilities.
    Episode 1-The Cafeteria Caucuses: Things get dirty as the students fight for the front of the line during lunchtime. It seems nothing is below the students. Romney tries to use negative gossip to send Gingrich to the back. Perry uses his record of being an B+ student to get cuts in the line. Mean while Bachmann tries to prove the mystery meat might cause mental retardation. All this and more on Fast Times at Righty Tight Tech.
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    *in epic movie trailer voice* IN A WORLD where dark forces are abundant, enemies within threaten to fracture the uneasy peace. From the creators of "Shit Rick Perry Says" and the Ron Paul hit "No Country for Old Men" comes a brand new epic. He went too far. He knows too much. Double the action. Triple the excitement. One man. One decision. One desire. Herman Cain stars in "How to Grope Friends and Assault People. Premieres on C-SPAN 34 next Friday.
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    Raising the debt ceiling was a fantastic move.
  13. RickPerryLover strawberries oh sweet Jesus strawberries

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    Well its debatable, but this man is trying to present himself as a hard core Conservative yet he goes and does that. He also voted for "No Child Left Behind". It would worry me that the candidate in the party I vote for misrepresents themselves. At least Ron Paul is upfront about it.
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    Wasn't "no child left behind" you know enacted by a conservative president by the name of George W. Bush.
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    Yep, but now even the most Right-Wing Conservative will say that it was unconstitutional and that it was wrong for the country.

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