Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

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  1. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Well still Im glad you can admit that, and good for you. *I say we drink to this*
  2. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    done
  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    If a gay man asks you out then you know your sexy.
  4. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Dunno, he might be desperate. Or he thinks you're gay.
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    Good man. Bad stuff only starts happening when you start making up rules out of thin air.
  6. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    My logic is that I do whatever gives me the best story at the end.
  7. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    So update, I finally asked out the girl today and it went uhh well like this....

    Me *ask out girl I like*
    *Awkward silence*
    Girl " Oh but umm I thought you were gay, no offense or anything"
    Friend in background "DAMN NIGGA"
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    That friend is the greatest person in the history of mankind.

    Also, I can see why people are killing themselves. Just can't cope with the fact that their crush is a total bitch.
  9. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Worst part, Still have feelings for.
  10. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    You're so in there!
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  11. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Fuck yeah I am.
  12. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    Plan B: Say you are indeed gay, and give her clothing advice; go shopping for lingerie with her, when she's comfortable enough, she'll definitely ask you to practice sex with her, and you're in!

    Still, she didn't give an answer, really. I mean, so she thought you were gay. But, you aren't, so, might as well go out, right? Next time anyone makes such a dick comment, reply with "I am, and thought you were a dude.", that'll show her.
  13. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    It would have been less awkward if you were high, then you could have said "oh I was high when I said that", and you would have cared less.

    Just sayin.
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  15. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I think I have figured out my problem.
  16. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    Twelve whole pages of girl advice in a week and a half. Who knew the guys here were such charmers?
  17. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I think 5% of us actually know what we're doing.
  18. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Well, everyone who took our advice was rejected horribly. So not really. Except Mayor, who has seduced several men.
  19. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Yay for Mayor Emanuel.
  20. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I did nothing you people suggested, he asked me out.
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