Well I Have Nothing To Lose So Why Not

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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Yeah dude, I always tell people that I don't remember stuff because I was high when I really just don't wanna talk to them, and they're like "oh whatever". For those of you not in the know, unlike getting drunk, getting high doesn't make you black out or anything, and you're totally conscious and self-aware, and you can remember everything.

    Fuckin works, dude.
  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Awesome
  3. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Get ready for the shocker of the year, I'm dating a man!
  4. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Is it one of the mods?
  5. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Wait, what?
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  7. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    This is actually happening IRL.
    You are not having more sort of "trip" right now, this actually happening.
  8. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    So are you like gay, or is there some kind of hilarious story behind it you wanted to share with us?
  9. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I'm more like bi. Nothing is really funny here except that I'm screwing up my school's same sex dorms.
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  10. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Well thats fucking gay.
  11. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    You know what? All gay men are fucking assholes.
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  12. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Well hey good for you.
  13. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Being the all knowing being that I am, the solution is to do something casual. Then slowly grow closer to her over two to three weeks with gradual connection. Then eventually, when you've done what you can to see if she likes you back by this point, confess and pray to God she accepts.

    Mind, this plan assumes she's in your league.
  14. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Good on ya, Mayor. Congrats.
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  15. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Nah way out of my league, but I don't give a fuck.

    Edit: And guys I have pretty much given up on as most of them are complete assholes.
  16. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    If you don't care, you might as well. After all, you have at least a good 5% chance of her saying yes. If it goes well, Epic Win, if it goes badly, no loss.
  17. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Although she has the effect of making people go crazy if she says no, like for example my former friend who asked her out and got told no and then went down a path of suicidal talk before eventually attempting it so many times, we eventually just told him to do it already or get the fuck out of are life. Don't know what happen to him, and this happened to the girl I like 3 times now which I expect she has some sort of mind control.
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  18. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go dress like a Chippendale dancer and go make out on my bed.
  19. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Why is it I believe you are just trolling now, Pics now please or your bullshitting us.
  20. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    This actually happened today but whatever. I'm not questioning it just rolling with the punches.
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