Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but you're in soviet Russia so it eats YOU!

    I wish that Gandalf was president of the world!
    battleearl, Jan 2, 2012
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    I don't.

    I wish I wouldn't have wished for that sweet, sweet Romanian sarmale...
    Bart, Jan 2, 2012
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    the average australian recruit is trained to delta force standard. the air force is trained to top gun standard

    granted but ronald finds out and shoves his ray gun so far up your ass you spew plasma
    theteremaster, Jan 2, 2012
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    It was a joke. Meh. Anyway, I think these troops represent the sizes of the countries quite well.

    Okay.... But you didn't wish for anything.

    I wish I would stop spewing plasma.
    Bart, Jan 2, 2012
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    You start spewing dinosaur larvae instead of plasma.
    I wish had a pet raptor.
    PenguinNun, Jan 4, 2012
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  6. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it's a raptor; it tears up everyone and everything you love.
    I wish Stalin would do loads more Phoenix Wright as soon as possible.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Jan 4, 2012
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    Granted, but it's Phoenix, right? (get it?)

    I wish I had a pet monkey.
    Bart, Jan 4, 2012
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  8. battleearl Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it's Markt4's... So he or she doesn't listen to you!

    I wish for a leprechaun!
    battleearl, Jan 4, 2012
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  9. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but he gives you a pot of shit
    I wish for a pot of gold.
    UnholyKnight800, Jan 4, 2012
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    Granted, but it turns out to be a pot of shit.

    I wish for a pot of shit.
    Bart, Jan 4, 2012
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    Granted but it's a pot of shitake mushrooms
    I wish the Dutch all pissed their pants.
    UnholyKnight800, Jan 4, 2012
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    Granted, but we forgot to close our zippers and we piss in your face instead of our pants.
    Bart, Jan 4, 2012
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    Granted, but he's not very good at it (something to do with the piss on his face) and you get some of your piss back in your pants. You can guess for yourself what your wish was. Well, you did forget to make one yourself. :)
    I wish for a wish that doesn't end up involving bodily waste.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Jan 4, 2012
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  14. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but somebody pukes on you
    I wish for 1 million Pesos.
    UnholyKnight800, Jan 4, 2012
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    granted but 1 million pesos are only worth 2 cents US.

    i wish kalalification left the forums.
    theteremaster, Jan 5, 2012
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    Granted But he immediately comes back.
    I wish for a flying hamster.
    PenguinNun, Jan 5, 2012
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    Granted, but it tastes like shit.

    I wish my 2304,- Uzbekistani som would be 1,- euro instead.
    Bart, Jan 5, 2012
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    Granted but somebody sticks it up their ass.
    I wish for 500 trillion Zimbawae dollars.
    UnholyKnight800, Jan 13, 2012
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    granted but it's only 2 bucks.

    i wish i had every game on steam
    theteremaster, Jan 13, 2012
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  20. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Granted but your steam account gets hacked an dyour co9mputer blows up.

    I wish for a lolipop.
    Romulus211, Jan 13, 2012
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