If Chuck Norris was Gay

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  1. Soviet Streltsy Well-Known Member

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    What do you think the world would be like if Chuck Norris was gay?
    Soviet Streltsy, Dec 8, 2011
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  2. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Oh we would be going around having random butt sex with the same gender while singing Spice girl songs and quoting are favorite lines from brokeback mountain while Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris make sweet sweet love with Obama for the world to see .

    But no in all seriousness, run and hide Chuck Norris is going to feed your face to his boot.
    Viking Socrates, Dec 8, 2011
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  3. xXxLKxXx Well-Known Member

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    (-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-) the chinese mafia is watching...
    xXxLKxXx, Dec 9, 2011
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    If Chuck Norris was gay...you ass would hurt right now.
    iPapaSmurf, Dec 9, 2011
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  5. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    I thought Chuck Norris was gay anyway?
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Dec 9, 2011
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    Chuck Norris sucks dicks in hell
    Toast, Dec 9, 2011
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    Your mother sucks dicks in hell.
    matthewchris, Dec 9, 2011
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  8. Toast Well-Known Member

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    take it back u fgt
    Toast, Dec 9, 2011
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  9. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

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    Admit it Matt, your Jewguise is fooling no-one any longer, you are Chuck Norris!
    Chelsea366, Dec 9, 2011
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  10. Toast Well-Known Member

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    nice udders faggot
    Toast, Dec 9, 2011
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    My udders might be impressive, but people still milk your mom way more.

    phagot
    matthewchris, Dec 9, 2011
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  12. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    What do you even milk from a Jewish cow?
    Lennins Beard, Dec 9, 2011
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  13. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    You don't want to know.
    Viking Socrates, Dec 9, 2011
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    Palestinian tears.
    matthewchris, Dec 9, 2011
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  15. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Crumbs and candles
    Toast, Dec 9, 2011
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  16. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    His response was better.
    Viking Socrates, Dec 9, 2011
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  17. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Matt's is funnier.
    Lennins Beard, Dec 9, 2011
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  18. Toast Well-Known Member

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    fggtt deaugh
    Toast, Dec 9, 2011
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  19. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Edit: I don't know why the fuck I posted that.
    Lennins Beard, Dec 9, 2011
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  20. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Then straight would be the new gay. :cool:
    slydessertfox, Dec 10, 2011
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