Granted, but you now know nothing else other than asking for likes makes you a like whore. I wish American politics weren't so scandalous.
Granted, but instead of just the Republican Party collapsing, the whole politics collapse, and now you must live under Al Gore's rule forever. I wish I'd get to say "Fuck you!" and then actually make it true.
Granted, but i'm afraid I was the one who replied to your post, as opposed to someone sexy like MatthewChris. I wish I had more time to prepare my presentation and that I know exactly what to buy people for Christmas.
Granted, but you are forced to buy, and ship to me, a top-of-the-line gaming PC, with Steam membership and a credit card under your name. I wish that damned PC got here already.
Granted, but Kara becomes more nationalist now than ever. I wish I wouldn't have to go out playing badminton in twenty minutes...
Granted, but your badminton friends are now coming to humiliate you, not sure how exactly, I think they'll make it up as they go along. This will be followed by lots of stalking and harrassment. I wish I didn't have to get up first thing tommorow morning.
I don't have any friends. Granted, but your morning friends are now coming to humiliate you, not sure how exactly, I think they'll make it up as they go along. This will be followed by lots of stalking and harrassment. I wish you good luck.
Is I wish you good luck a proper wish? I'll leave it to someone else to 'corrupt', seeing as i've replied to two of yours now. I don't want to steal the FeyBart limelight.
Well, I'll just have to point it at myself, then... *sigh* Granted, but Achtung doesn't accept it, and you'll have to use that good luck yourself. I wish I could get famous or die trying.
Granted, but just after his inauguration... He got overthrown by communists and thus ending the USA and screwing up the whole timeline... I wish that the whole world of Lord of the Rings was real!
Granted, but so is Nyan Cat, and you are too distracted by the annoying music to pay attention to LotR. I wish I wouldn't have done that.
Granted! You go back in time in order to prevent yourself from doing that, but the other 'you' mistakes you for a burglar and hits your knock-out... I wish a red zombie apocalypse led by Lenin that tries to free the world from capitalism...
Granted, but since capitalism is pure evil, and zombies are pure evil, a paradox occurs, therefor explosions, and the head office of Bethesda explodes too. Now you may never play Skyrim again. I wish I had more posts and likes than you.
