What would you name your spawn?

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  1. Kalalification Guest

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    Most of you are in your early teens, so this question won't become relevant until much later (or maybe not...), but what would you name your offspring, and why?

    I personally can't imagine having a son (nor having children at all, really, though certainly not a son if I did), as I have no idea how to interact with those dirty ingrates, but if I had a daughter I think I'd name her Alexis. I find it to be both a pretty name, a smart name, and a sophisticated name. And above all else I'd want my daughter to be pretty, smart, and sophisticated. If I were to have two daughters, I'd name the second one either Danielle, for the only person I've ever met that I can say without a shadow of a doubt is smarter than me, or Andrea, for the person who taught me everything I know about everything I know.
  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

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    I don't know, for a son, I'd at least consider a good old Dutch name like "Fred", "Piet" or "Frits". For a girl, I don't really know.
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    Malcolm, all Malcolms are dignified.

    If it was a female I'd give her a name like Mary.
  4. Kalalification Guest

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    Gettin' ethnic up in here, I see.
  5. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    Well as of tradition in my family I think I would call my son Josef.Like my father is the 7th or 6th I'D have to look at my family tree :) As of a girl I think maybe Gabrielle or Kate
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    Yu meen lik diz?!?!?!
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  7. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    Somthing untraditional.
  8. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    I would name my spawn after myself and get Viktor Soder II. Would you think it would negatively affect a child's life if he was named Rasputin?
  9. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    I love kids, I want a big family.

    Girl names: Serena, Mary, Marielle, Isabelle, Maria, Elizabeth, and Melissa.
    Boy names: Matthew, Eduardo(Edward), Gabrielle, Enrique (Henry), Steven, Jacob, Victor, Joseph, and Carlos.
  10. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    For a boy I would pick the name of Steven I don't why.
    Since a girl is far more likely I would chose Sabrina I like the sound of the name.
  11. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I don't have any girl names but here is a list of possible boy names.
    Red
    Shway
    Mars
    Lowe
    Troy
    Remus

    Idk I had a bigger, more varied list.
  12. yuri2045 A Marines Biologist

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    for the boy, some nice Russian name.

    if it were a girl some nice brazilian.
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    Since my kids are due in a few weeks, this is a choice I had to make, not so long ago. My daughter is going to be called Chelsea, and I think I am going to name my son Chris.
  14. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Quick question, hope it's not too personal, but are your parents jewish/israeli? Is your wife from America or of more western decent? It's just that I expected your children's names to be more... jewish I guess.
  15. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Nothing overtly Jewish?
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    My dad is Israeli, but my mother is from Michigan. Also, my wife is a Palestinian Jew, but we both liked the names, so we went for it. For the record, the name David is currently my other idea, and both the kids will have "Jewish" middle names.
  17. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    What does "Palestinian Jew" mean? From what I (don't) know about Israeli society, "Jew" is both a religious and ethnic term, so wouldn't that be contradictory? Or is she just an Arab of Jewish Faith? I probably sound pretty stupid but whatever.
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    She isn't ethnically Jewish, she converted. So basically, your correct, she's a Arab/Palestinian of the Jewish faith.
  19. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    Congrats on the kids. Twins I presume.
  20. Kalalification Guest

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    Nope, Matt just lives in a harem and two of his wives are pregnant at the same time.

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