Speaking of bacon, why don't we talk about the next greatest breakfast-meat: scrapple. For those heretics who know not of this nectar of the gods, scrapple is basically the left over meat they take off after they take all of the good meat off fried and loaved. It is awesome. Here is a more detailed description: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple
LIES. YE BLASPHEMER, THOU ART FOREVER BANISHED FROM THE GOODNESS OF AN AWESOME BREAKFAST!!!!! Scrapple is awesome, try it if you ever get the chance.