Zombie lifestyle

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  1. Surfusa Lost in space-time

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    So I was wondering, if we were zombies would we have a daily life style, here's mine.

    0:00 - 6:00: Walk downtown to find a sleeping human off guard.
    6:00 - 6:05: Grumble and moan while watching the sun rise.
    6:05 - 8:00: Find a squirrel or dog or small animal for breakfast.
    8:00 - 13:15: Join large mob in search of humans
    13:15 -14:00: Stop at mall for fast food or if lucky BRAINS!!!
    14:00 - 20:00: Rejoin large mob.
    20:00 - 21:00: Head downtown.
    21:00 - 0:00: Search for a nice spot an just stand there for no reason.
    Surfusa, Jun 18, 2012
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  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Don't forget Pilates at 6
    Romulus211, Jun 18, 2012
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    Cover and ddbb089 like this.

  3. Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    What?
    Lighthouse, Jul 10, 2012
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  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Walk around and do dick all for the majority of the day and night. Be a twat for the rest of the time.

    Not really much difference from the reality though...
    BattalionOfRed, Jul 13, 2012
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