Speak in puns game.

Edit- Talk in puns!
There was a man who once told me to quit Stalin and just Trotsky your way up to that special someone of yours.

When you're Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin.

Anne Frankly, I'm kind of Hungary.

I'm Goering to Marder you!

What a punny idea, Benerfe.

I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.

I was so Hungary I was Russian to grab a Turkey from the Delhi.

Why didn't you Czech the fridge?

I hate puns so much that the nest person to say one will get punned in the face.

Frog parking only. All others will be toad.

And now, a punny joke:
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ‘These’ she explained, ‘Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’ She then asked, ‘What do you do in America with your old goats?’

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours"

I guess I get a double pun to the face.

There's Norway that could still have been good. It would probably be all covered in Greece.

Tastes great actually. Depends on the specific cheese of course, but all goats cheese I've tried is great, and almost always superior to cow milk cheese.

Okay,I was only China to help him.

Iran out of Turkey too
So I'm just Ghana go to the Delhi like him.

People from the Czech Republic are faggots.

Get it?

So do you guys know why the Irish are suppose to be rich by now?

Because their capital is Dublin.