Sickest Jokes

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  1. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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    Sometimes a joke just crosses the line and yet is is still funny. A post your favorite one here.

    Mine is Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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    What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?

    The New York Jets.
  3. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Racist jokes here. I'm not a racist in any way, so please don't blame me.
    [spoiler:22mlrbx7]What's faster than the Speed of Light?









    A Jew with a coupon/A Black guy with a television



    What'd the Black Kid Get for Christmas?




    Your Bike[/spoiler:22mlrbx7]
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    [spoiler:q0cyy9xe]Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?

    They heard that someone dropped a quarter[/spoiler:q0cyy9xe]
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    [spoiler:1rdx3dv4]When god first seen a black man he was like, Dammit! i burnt one!
    Theres a black kid and a Mexican in car, whose driving?- The cop[/spoiler:1rdx3dv4]
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    The sickest joke in the world:

    [spoiler:1ay9emhu]Sick; vomit; blowin' chunks; throwing up.[/spoiler:1ay9emhu]
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    these aren't that bad but...
    What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
    Problem solved

    What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
    Promoted


    What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
    Jail



    Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
    So they have a place to keep their taco
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    !!warning dead baby jokes!!

    Whats the difference between a bag full of sand and a bag full of dead babies?
    You can't unload the bag of sand with your pitchfork.

    Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
    The dead baby looks red after you peel it.

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.

    How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
    With a blender.

    Why did the baby fall out the tree?
    Because he was dead.
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    [spoiler:q5qf7uin]Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in a oven

    What has 8 legs and makes a women scream?
    Gang Rape.[/spoiler:q5qf7uin]

    - (Ok) jokes -
    How do Chinese people name their children?
    They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

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