I have a bunch of Spanish homework due Monday. Should I do it now or tomorrow? It is imperative that it gets done, but I'm tired and it's late. What do? Also I have Physics homework due monday, and I need to read for a History debate as well. I am gonna be swamped tomorrow...
That's usually my philosophy, but it has gotten me into trouble many a time before. Maybe I'm doin' it wrong. Also i laughed.
I want you to call your friend with Italian heritage (I'm going to call him Mike). Go out and get a bottle of whisky and a pack of condoms, just put these in the trunk of your car. Than go downtown or near the university/ where ever people hang out in your town and get some girls. I think you get the idea.
If I was going to my friend with Italian heritage (he isn't Mike) I would just buy weed from him. And I've come to the conclusion that I will just watch porn and go to bed, and do it tomorrow.
The evening of a champion. My schedule is the same, except somewhere in between drowning my sorrows and porn I'll order a takeaway.
My evening will include a vodka induced stupor and I don't know/ won't remember what comes after that.