Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but you're eaten.

    I wish I had a monopoly over everything ever.
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    Granted, but your shallow and lonely life turns you bitter and violent, and you go on a rampage of destruction, until you are shot by your own mother.

    I wish for a cup of tea.
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    Granted, but you are allergic to it, and your throat swells to the size of a watermelon.
    I had i could fly.
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    Granted, but you are mistaken for a duck and shot.

    I wish I knew the Question to the Answer of Life.
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    Granted, but you blow at jeopardy so u cant share the question
    I wish i was a powerful monster truck
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    Granted, but one of your tires blows and can't be replaced.

    I wish I could kill you :D
  7. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but arghhhjhjjsjdssda
    I wish i was alive.
  8. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but you have to give your soul to the devil.

    I wish I was the devil.
  9. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but then the apocalypse comes and u are banished to a cage for eternity.
    i wish i didn't sell my soul to the devil
  10. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but the devil forbids you're wish.

    I wish I had a unicycle.
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    Granted, but it tries to eat ur face constantly.
    i wish Vermin Supreme became Prez for life, creating an era of creativity and amazingness in the world
  12. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    Yeah, I can't think of anything to say.
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  13. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    You didn't fuckin' WISH!! GOD DAMNIT!

    I wish I knew who the hell the OP was.
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    Granted, but he will only be seen in real life. And he is a serial killer. (noted last seen oct. 31 2011 for reference)
    I wish that if you didnt put a wish on u would explode.
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    Granted, but the explosion fails to occur.

    I wish for a tricycle.
  16. DUTCHSOCIALIST!!!! Member

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    Granted, but the government bans tricycles and you will be shot for having one.

    I wish I was God.
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    Granted, but you are the God of McDonalds.

    I wish I had a barrell of radiation dumped all over me.
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    Granted but u die
    I wish that barel gave me superpowers
  19. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but you die as well.

    I wish I was GlaDos
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    Why should I tell you?
    Granted, but I would turn you in a big mac.
    I wish I could eat that big mac.

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