Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. Avnoy Member

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    Simple and quite fun game. User 1 makes a wish, and user 2 corrupts it and makes a wish themself.
    Example:

    U1: I wish for cake!

    U2: Granted, but there's dynomite in it so your head explodes

    I wish for a bowl of cereals!

    U3: Granted, but you get hit by a meteor...

    Etcetera, etcetera...

    I'll start:

    I wish for a nuclear missile.
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    Granted, but the Government takes it away and executes you for possessing a weapon of mass destruction.

    I wish to be the leader of The Kings!
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    Granted, but you're assassinated two minutes after becoming leader.
    I wish I could fly!
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    Granted, however, you fly over a restricted area and are shot down.

    I wish I could travel back in time to woodstock
  5. 0bserver92 Grand King of Moderation

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    Granted but the army comes in and slaughters everybody.

    I wish republicans didn't exist.
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    Granted, but they will be replaced by the Tea Party.

    I want a milkshake.
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    Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard, and now your house is surrounded and you can't escape. You slowly die of starvation.

    I want a nicer computer!
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    Granted, but you loose internet.

    I wish for a big house.
  9. Lenin Cat Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but your bourgeois scum and 10 years leader your execution is ordered when the revolution happens.

    I wish that Luxemburg succeeded in her revolution in Germany.
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    Granted, but communist Germany wins World War Two and now everyone drives a Trabbi.

    I wish Scotland would win the World Cup.
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    granted, but scotland becomes 'haggisland'

    i wish for another metal arms game
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    Granted, but the game is extremely laggy, buggy, has no multiplayer and the singleplayer has a terrible story.

    I wish I the Detroit Lions would stop sucking.
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    Granted, but they all get drunk and fall into a ditch. And die.

    I wish for a good 'ol bucket o' fish. (I have my reasons...)
  14. Eza08 Well-Known Member

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    Granted but you become ill due to it being undercooked and kickstart a new virus similar to bird flu but called fish flu, it kills millions....



    I wish i had my ps3 back :cry:
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    Granted. But the following day Microsoft buys Sony and shuts down the servers, stops putting out games for PS, and everyone is forced to buy 360's if they want online gaming that doesn't suck. Looking at you, Wii...

    I wish I was God.
  16. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    Granted. Everyone on earth becomes in-convert-ably atheist, and being god without people to praise you is pretty boring.

    I wish for a degree in nuclear engineering.
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    Granted, but you are forced to work for the Iranian government due to a job shortage and instead of devoting your time revolutionizing nuclear energy you are ordered build an A-bomb while Ameridinnerjad screams "Death to Infidels!".

    I wish I was bulletproof
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    Granted, but then you are stabbed to death.

    I wish I had Bill Gates' bank balance.
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    granted, but the worlds currency changes to cows. Making your money worthless

    i wish i could fly
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    Granted, but you get sucked into an airplane engine...

    I wish for a plasma-screen TV!

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